Not wanting to scare my dog is the perfect excuse for never vacuuming my house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need a vacation from my vacation spent worrying about my dog in the kennel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I open the fridge, my dog looks at me like, 'Why don't you eat all the food?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a pet is the reason I only spend 97% of the day thinking about myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you pretend die infront of your pet and they dont move. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Accidentally stepping on your pet is the worst thing ever. They trusted you and you stepped on them. THEY CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
