Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Having a pet is the reason I only spend 97% of the day thinking about myself.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Pets
Having a pet only brings more love into a home and it's the greatest thing I've ever experienced. — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
What we do is inherently self-centered and sort of narcissistic. It's hard to really be thinking about myself all of the time when I… — Bitsie Tulloch Copy Share Image
People really do spend a lot of money on their pets - sometimes more then themselves. — Oksana Baiul Copy Share Image
I'm such a dog person. I dunno, I just feel like it really enriches your life, to have something to care for. — Autumn Reeser Copy Share Image
“There are many reasons why so many of us choose to share our lives with a pet--it's the perfect antidote for loneliness, providing an… — Nick Trout Copy Share Image
For many people who are so lost in their minds, so much involved in their thought processes, the only moments they have when they… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
We make a mistake in thinking we own pets - the animals open their lives up and make us a part of them. — Gary Paulsen Copy Share Image
Thought subsides when you pet your dog or you have a purring cat on your chest. Even just watching an animal can take you… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
I force myself to think of anything but the one thing that I'm actually always thinking about. And that is so exhausting that I… — Holly Goldberg Sloan Copy Share Image
Intimacy with a beloved pet or special animal makes millions of people feel as though they win the lottery every day. — Marty Becker Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
