Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I feel terrible getting my cat fixed and relegating it to the same sexless existence as me.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Pets
My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life. — Michael Sheen Copy Share Image
The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal - or even better, as the superior it knows… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy. — Orhan Pamuk Copy Share Image
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition. — Jim Davis Copy Share Image
I value in the cat the independent and almost ungrateful spirit which prevents her from attaching herself to any one, the indifference with which… — François-René de Chateaubriand Copy Share Image
I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed. — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
One time I fell in love with a cat, and then I realized it wasn't a human being. It was not as sexy as… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
It took me a while to process myself as a cat - it's not something you see every day. — Francesca Hayward Copy Share Image
I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I just go on from day to day,… — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image