I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
No man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you're going to bump into somebody that makes you go, 'Hmm, I don't… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I think, first of all, I don't think people understand Ice Cube's body of work. Ice Cube is a, and I hate… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Any hand that I've shaken, any person that I met when I was Joe Blow, now that I'm this guy Kevin Hart,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
You don't have to treat people differently. You may be living a different lifestyle, but the person living that different lifestyle still… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I had one incident where my daughter said that a girl asked if she was a brown person. I said, 'We're black.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I feel like I have a job to do, like I constantly have to reinvent myself. The more I up the ante… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.” — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
