Pretty Ladii

The good girl got tired of being pushed around and turned into a b*tch.

— Pretty Ladii

If your girlfriend don't like that b*tch, you don't talk to that b*tch.

— Pretty Ladii

How you BROKE but you always got money for weed?

— Pretty Ladii

Never compare your girlfriend to another girl, especially an ex.

— Pretty Ladii

I'm tired of being alone, so hurry up and get here Darling.

— Pretty Ladii

Take a chance because you never know how perfect something might turn out.

— Pretty Ladii

I don't get why people let go of a good thing for a new thing.

— Pretty Ladii

Why cheat? If you're not happy, just leave. If you don't love them anymore, just tell them.

— Pretty Ladii

If your boyfriend has to delete his text message before he gives you his phone then your boyfriend ain't worth sh*t.

— Pretty Ladii

I'm really sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I honestly had no idea you it was a secret.

— Pretty Ladii

Self Control; The ability to prevent myself from beating the sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it.

— Pretty Ladii

Sex isn't sex without hair pulling, ass grabbing, neck holding, legs folding, lip biting, neck sucking, pillow biting, back scratching, etc.

— Pretty Ladii

Your prince will come. He may not be riding a white horse, or have a big castle. But he will want you,…

— Pretty Ladii

Friend: Dude, that song is soo old. Me: So is your momm but you still listen to her.

— Pretty Ladii

I got 99 problems and being rich could solve at least 101 of them.

— Pretty Ladii

She slaps him. He pulls off her dress and they start having sex.

— Pretty Ladii

Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.

— Pretty Ladii

The best gift a guy could give his girlfriend is: his time, his attention and his love.

— Pretty Ladii

Hunny if I can still walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a f*cking sandwich.

— Pretty Ladii

Oh sorry, I didn't know friendship had an expiration date.

— Pretty Ladii

Ladies; If you have a good boyfriend, Don't make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made.

— Pretty Ladii

The key to a long relationship: Keep the fights clean & the sex dirty.

— Pretty Ladii

Boy; I wanna be a superhero, guess my name? Girl; Superman? Ironman? Boy; Your Man.

— Pretty Ladii

Sex him good so he won't have the energy for another b*tch.

— Pretty Ladii

Oh, money over b*tches? Please, tell me more about how you have neither of those.

— Pretty Ladii

Perfect couple: The two without Facebook.

— Pretty Ladii

Just remember, Karma has everybody's address.

— Pretty Ladii

Being kissed under the mistletoe.

— Pretty Ladii

F*ck people who lock their WiFi

— Pretty Ladii

It's my birthday, B*tch.

— Pretty Ladii

No one's going to love you more than I do.

— Pretty Ladii

I still care, I'm just done showing it.

— Pretty Ladii

Throwing fertilizer at these hoes so they can grow the f*ck up!

— Pretty Ladii

If you're gonna play games, please don't waste my f*cking time.

— Pretty Ladii

EVERYBODY wants to be in a relationship but NO ONE wants to give up their single ways.

— Pretty Ladii

He'd rather have bad times with you than good times with someone else.

— Pretty Ladii

Every girl wants a Good Morning Beautiful text when she wakes up.

— Pretty Ladii

I can't f*ck with you if you're still cool with your ex. F*ck that.

— Pretty Ladii

Try to get respect, not attention. It will last longer.

— Pretty Ladii

Note to men: Treat her like a lady and she'll show you her inner slut.

— Pretty Ladii