The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Coolidge made less speeches and got more votes than any man that ever run. (William Jennings) Bryan was listened to and cheered… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
So here we are in a country with more wheat and corn and more money in the bank, more cotton, more everything… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The good people of Dakota offered to give Calvin Coolidge a farm if he would live on it. I wouldn't advise you… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People don't change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes-I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Legalize racing in every State. Sure people will bet, but they get to see the horses run and you certain can't see… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image