I want to re-visit everything. We're people and we're so different. I think it would just be nice if it wasn't just… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'll take anyone I can get that will pay money to see me. And if there's more of me in the world,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't think people are really breaking ground and getting new fans or anything. So, I just use it more in my… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I think I say things nicely and my whole goal is to be understood and that includes by people who don't understand… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I realized that even I have weird intimacy issues with humans - like, I need my friendships to get deeper, I need… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have some pretty wonderful friendships, so that's been really good for me. In the past year, I've really worked on that.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
[People] might turn into [Donald] Trump supporters who think, "Hey, I get what women are saying." So any chance I get to… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I think people with anxiety do different things during different years. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Have you ever seen the stereotype of the angry yoga teacher? There are some people that are at an 11 and yoga… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“remember asking my mom when I was little if I could go live at this place in Boston called “The Home for Little Wanderers.”… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker,… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I don't want to have kids and so I am not going to have kids. People who want kids are going to have kids.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs. — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
As a woman of a certain age - and really, ever since I hit puberty and my baby-making parts were suddenly subject to public… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
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