I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty.… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone's yard on the way… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained. I like to… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to real-life characters. A lot of the characters I play, I've had in me since second grade. I've been dragging… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.” — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
