Parties Texas Quotes by Kinky Friedman

I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.

— Kinky Friedman

I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.

— Kinky Friedman

The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.

— Kinky Friedman

That's the government. Having been a politician and a musician, I can tell you which one is a higher calling. If musicians ran the…

— Kinky Friedman

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

— Kinky Friedman

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

— Kinky Friedman

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

— Kinky Friedman

I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.

— Kinky Friedman

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

— Kinky Friedman

I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.

— Kinky Friedman

On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'.

— Kinky Friedman

My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people.…

— Kinky Friedman

I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.

— Kinky Friedman

If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.

— Kinky Friedman

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a…

— Kinky Friedman