I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't think you see a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder, for example. And even with the accents. — Ray Stevenson Copy Share Image
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF! — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Intellectual is a parrot; wise man is a crow. One is repetitive; other is creative! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
We called our parrot Boris because he's got untidy feathers and he only likes women. — Lindsay Hoyle Copy Share Image
If they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
That parrot's non-co-operation with the cage, with its master, will live for ever because it looks upon renunciation, non-co-operation, as a joy. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
“These preachers and priests are no more religious and wise than the parrot that keeps repeating the same words over and over… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it...look… — Aladdin Copy Share Image
“The parrot eyed me cautiously, like he was forming a vague memory of unhappier times, before Jimmy Buffett and ganja. "Noisy bastard,"… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The best match I ever played in was the U.K. championship final against John Parrot in 1992. I won 16-14 and I… — Jimmy White Copy Share Image
I had a date with a girl I called 'the parrot.' All she did was repeat everything I said. She never had… — Justin Chon Copy Share Image
“When asked who they talk to when they get upset, many children (and adults!) say it is their pet. - Love and… — Shannon Cutts Copy Share Image
“The parrot had a range of phrases. His own name ('Niko, Niko'), the name of his original owner and now 'Stavros'. Occasionally… — Victoria Hislop Copy Share Image
I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn't work, you just say that… — Joel Edgerton Copy Share Image
You must know nothing before you can learn something, and be empty before you can be filled. Is not the emptiness of… — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
“A green and yellow parrot, which hung in a cage outside the door, kept repeating over and over: “Allez vous-en! Allez vous-en!… — Kate Chopin Copy Share Image
This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late… — Graham Chapman Copy Share Image
I think the Dutch certainly get British comedy. And let's face it; a lot of it is pretty low-hanging fruit for the… — Rhianna Pratchett Copy Share Image
He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
Most of the time, I get auditions for deaf characters where the scene has them communicating in really convoluted ways, like reading… — Shoshannah Stern Copy Share Image
“It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life—if that territory really exists… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Reader, I married him. It turned out the sounds I heard coming from the attic weren't the screams of Mr Rochester's mad… — Francine Prose Copy Share Image
“The old one is tamer than it was, and can laugh and talk like the parrot, having learned this, no doubt, from… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Man is a parrot in the House of History; he listens and then he repeats the same crap over and over! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“A parrot's gift is to talk; an eagle's gift is to fly. I'd rather be an eagle.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
Eric Clapton always wanted to come out onstage with a stuffed parrot on his shoulder. — Neil Innes Copy Share Image
My mom used to call me a parrot, because the way I spoke would change in every country we'd go to. — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
