In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I think life has a way of kicking you in the pants too, but you have to pick up and move ahead,… — Cheryl Ladd Copy Share Image
Well, he was wearing those really bad pants ant that awful shirt. Clearly he did need some things explained to him bya… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comrades, just as the earth, after a long drought, pants for rain, so the workers of the world pant for the end… — Grigory Zinoviev Copy Share Image
In every human Beast, God has implanted a Principle, which we call Love of Freedom; it is impatient of Oppression, and pants… — Phillis Wheatley Copy Share Image
I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
“Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I swear, sometimes I am convinced my life is just a series of sketches for America's Funniest Home Videos, minus all that… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
I was convinced in middle school that I invented tight-rolling your pants, because I would get hand-me-downs from my brothers, and of… — Patrick Wilson Copy Share Image
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
He's just intelligent-sort of a nerd, actually. He's the only brother I know who made a 1420 on the SAT. I don't… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
You got a problem?" he drawled, obviously expecting me to pee my pants before falling to the ground and groveling like an… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
Las Vegas is a major family destination. Nevada casinos have become American family values now. It's considered just fine to go into… — Bruce Sterling Copy Share Image
Across the curve of the earth, there are women getting up before dawn, in the blackness before the point of light, in… — Adrienne Rich Copy Share Image
He ignored me, thank God, saying to Kat, "Let go of Frosty's leash. You're choking the life out of him." Kat's eyes… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
You and I and everybody in show business and the entertainment industry fly by the seat of our pants. We don't know… — William Shatner Copy Share Image
I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yeah, I throw my dollars up high and they land on the stage you dance on. We got company coming over. Would… — Drake Copy Share Image
Mr. Sourpuss Pants God I love her Nicholas " Thomas crowed. When he noticed that neither Nicholas nor Inez looked impressed by… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
And if you want to know why great editors scare the pants off of writers everywhere, read 'Eats, Shoots and Leaves' by… — Dorothea Benton Frank Copy Share Image
I always believe in pants. You can play with your legs, your attitude, with pants. It's much more funny. It's much more… — Sonia Rykiel Copy Share Image
We need to look to the future. You can't come up with new things unless you constantly forget the past. There's no… — Andrew Lau Copy Share Image
I'm addicted to something at all times. Like, it's always music, but maybe sometimes it's a pair of pants or something else.… — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
My waist used to be tiny. I just saw a picture of Miley Cyrus with a little crop top and low pants,… — Camila Alves Copy Share Image
I hate formal stuff. I love looking like a doll and all that stuff and playing dress up, but when I'm home,… — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
I don't know what your damage is, but in case you've failed to notice,we're in a bit of trouble here. Can you… — Alexandra Ivy Copy Share Image
The suffix 'naut' comes from the Greek and Latin words for ships and sailing. Astronaut suggests 'a sailor in space.' Chimponaut suggests… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Time and time again, as a boy, I was humiliated. I celebrated my first day in long pants by going to a… — Vash Young Copy Share Image
I don’t show my body for a good cause... if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would… — Bill Kaulitz Copy Share Image
Newt Gingrich has criticized 'New York elites' who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a beach bum from Florida, and I have a very different style. I like tight-fitting, Euro-fitting clothes, colored pants. — Chandler Parsons Copy Share Image
Finish. The difference between being a writer and being a person of talent is the discipline it takes to apply the seat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have to be a well-rounded leader. You can't fly by the seat of your pants anymore. You have to be incredibly… — Douglas Conant Copy Share Image
I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week.… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of… — Hank Green Copy Share Image
I never sought out a record deal. It caught me with my pants down. I was just a musician doing my thing,… — Jamie Cullum Copy Share Image
I think it's time we women stopped carrying supplies for the entire family. If children don't have room to carry their own… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
