We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were. — Leif Garrett Copy Share Image
I got nothing. I got my shoes and my pants. I'm staying with a friend. I stop by my mother's every once… — Marc Wallice Copy Share Image
If she cries, I want to wear pants for a week," I offered. "Done," Maxon said. "And if she doesn't, you owe… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
I used to have terrible tantrums. I was temperamental when I was younger. Actually, what I needed was a swift kick in… — Dorothy Hamill Copy Share Image
I almost always wear a jacket, but I like different jackets. I also like funny pants. — Nick Wooster Copy Share Image
I say, if you believe what you read in the comic strips, then you believe that mice run around with little gold… — Mort Walker Copy Share Image
You don't make a fortune doing cartoons. It's a lot of fun, it keeps you busy, and it's better than a kick… — Patrick Warburton Copy Share Image
My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
It's not that I don't like pants, I just choose not to wear them some days. — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
I’m going to lie this one right on the line, right here, right now: I’m pro big pants. Strident feminism NEEDS big… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
When I was a kid in Eugene, Oregon, there was this fantastic guitar player who went out on the tables, chairs, out… — Meredith Brooks Copy Share Image
My bandmate once pissed his pants when we were playing in Brazil - but we weren't embarrassed, we were proud. — David Macklovitch Copy Share Image
I grew up in Deptford in south London, and at that time I used to wear toppers, loon pants and tonic suits… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
When I was doing 'A Disappearing Number' in Plymouth, we had to go on an hour and a half late, and I… — Simon McBurney Copy Share Image
I know what a bozo I really am. And it's healthier for me to look at myself as a regular human being… — David Crosby Copy Share Image
Whatever I think, whatever I try to do, life might just turn around and... and hitch up its pants and throw me… — Peter Milligan Copy Share Image
In the intermission, between group one and group two, you go to your dressing-room and change every stitch you have on you:… — George Antheil Copy Share Image
I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day. — Jim Caviezel Copy Share Image
Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
Ranger clicked his penlight on. "Hang onto me if you can't see." I curled my hand into the back of his cargo… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Don't soil your pretty little shoes The gutter's deep and red Climb up climb up and ride along with me the tumbrel… — Peter Weiss Copy Share Image
