On a trip to Israel, Sarah Palin asked the Israelis why they're apologizing all the time. They responded saying, 'Because we told… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
With Halloween coming this weekend, they say not one person in the country is planning to dress up as Governor Sarah Palin.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I want the ones that stood up for the Tea Party when the Tea Party was being pilloried by the mainstream media.… — Andrew Breitbart Copy Share Image
This Sarah Palin phenomenon is very curious. I think somebody watching us from Mars—they would think the country has gone insane. — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin, suggesting her son`s arrest on domestic violence charges was a result of post-traumatic stress disorder and partially due to President… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
'Not again!' I thought to myself this morning, as news trickled out that John McCain was set to pick Alaska governor Sarah… — Dee Dee Myers Copy Share Image
Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I want to thank some very special people without whom I would not be here today. George Bush, Sarah Palin and the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
As much as I disagree with Sarah Palin, there's no denying that she was the victim of sexism. — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton could say she was a woman and running for president. And Sarah Palin could say she was a woman and… — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you're willing to turn me into a joke, you… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
We may be smaller, we may be small in number, we may have a lot less money, but there are a growing… — Andrew Breitbart Copy Share Image
Her nomination for vice president in 2008 represents the most desperate inclinations of the Republican Party. In two hundred years, I suspect… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
There's a new children's book that's coming out that features Sarah Palin as a hero. I don't want to give away the… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I think when Sarah Palin opened her mouth and started talking, the more she talked, the less appealing she became. — Barry Levinson Copy Share Image
“That was the secret of the salvation he brought, that was the light he shone into the darkness; and that was why… — M.C. Frank Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
If I had it to do over, I'd vote for Obama without hesitation. I'm very thankful that McCain and Palin aren't in… — Charles Foster Johnson Copy Share Image
Of course, Republicans still can't believe that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. But then Democrats can't believe that Sarah Palin… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
