“The poor soul would have been 100 - if he'd lived another twelve years. Apparently he asked to be scattered over the… — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners. — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
If you're playing things sincere in a really absurd, heightened situation, you'll achieve comedy as opposed to just saying funny lines and… — Jeff Baena Copy Share Image
“Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
What a shame to be so afraid of failure that you stop living. My wife has a great one-liner about failure: "Never… — Bernie Siegel Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian and there are a lot of things I'm still learning. I love one liners because I love smart jokes.… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners. — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
No, and in fact I get a bit frustrated, because I'm actually quite good at one-liners, and I've had hundreds of them… — Vince Cable Copy Share Image
I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
