The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack. — Kathryn Hahn Copy Share Image
“I am flagrantly nuts. I can say this because I am a doctor and I know about these things.” — Deirdre-Elizabeth Parker Copy Share Image
Turmeric or cinnamon? Nuts or raisins? The players may change, but the fundamentals of fluffy, fragrant pilaf are always the same. — Claire Saffitz Copy Share Image
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
You can put Trump in the White House, but you need to prepare for a revolt because I'm going nuts. — Brian Tyree Henry Copy Share Image
Jesus is nuts about kids. He doesn't seem to think much of lawyers which really lands close to home, but He's nuts… — Bob Goff Copy Share Image
Peppers, garlic, hazelnuts and brazil nuts make my mouth, tongue and eyes swell and itch within minutes of eating them. — Andrea McLean Copy Share Image
New Yorkers stop me on the street all the time to say, 'You're terrific! You're the nuts!' — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when I was really loaded, I'd sit on the floor and sort out every nut and bolt in the house. It… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got… — Nicole Holofcener Copy Share Image
Anyone who would let Gary Cooper and the entire cast go charging on horseback without first finding out what kind of footing… — Dick York Copy Share Image
If you really take a step back and observe people who are considered super-normal and watch them a bit, you'll realize that… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I understand why people went nuts for 'The Artist.' We use words so much, it's nice to be able to explore a… — Andy Serkis Copy Share Image
People are lying all the time as to what a murderous nation we are. So let it be known. We're behaving abominably.… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
My car was broken into four times before it was stolen. That can drive you nuts - the repetition. I'd wake up… — Charles Schumer Copy Share Image
I met Elvis in your woods one night,” Terry said. One of the EMTs had given him a shot, and I thought… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Hey, have you ever heard of the Alchemists? " "Sure, " he said. "Of course you have. " "Why? Did you run… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Unoka went into an inner room and soon returned with a small wooden disc containing a kola nut, some alligator pepper and… — Chinua Achebe Copy Share Image
The idea was to focus on the primal drama of parenthood: the way from moment to moment you swing from comforter to… — Emma Donoghue Copy Share Image
What, are you totally psycho?" I shouted. "Maybe I am!" he screamed back at me. "Maybe that's just what I am. Maybe… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
Superhero creators who engage in deconstruction fall into two categories: There are the guys who do it because it's easy, because it… — Kurt Busiek Copy Share Image
The first instrument I had was made in the late '70s. Back then they had basically one tuning. I shifted slightly away… — Greg Howard Copy Share Image
You're not allowed to park a truck in your driveway. You're not allowed to work on your house on Sunday. The people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
In some cultures they don't name their babies right away. They wait until they see how the child develops. Like in Dances… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I love Buster Keaton. I was a big fan of the stunt shows at Universal Studios. I'm a huge Cirque du Soleil… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
Hope you're not allergic to nuts. Cause I'm gonna kick yours up into your throat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had a vision of what it would look like if like seventy people at the same time went nuts and sprayed… — Beau Bokan Copy Share Image
I'm a real big electronic music nut; when I was young I listened to musique concrète, German music from Cologne in the… — Keith Fullerton Whitman Copy Share Image
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin! — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane. — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Ability may get you to the top, nut it takes chracter to keep you there - mental, moral, and physical. — John Wooden Copy Share Image
Ever if ya test nuts, to the chest and put em to rest and, but I won't test bucks, put a hole… — Bizzy Bone Copy Share Image
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Me and Wiley have got a lot in common. And not just the fact that we're both a bit nuts. — Goldie Copy Share Image
There's a mystery there, a clue, a nut, a bolt, and if I put it together, I find me. — Maurice Sendak Copy Share Image
Lady, I was gonna cut you some slack, 'cause you're a major mythological figure...but now you've just gone nuts! — Mike Mignola Copy Share Image
Only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
