“Note to self: the mayor's daughter doesn't like being called the mayor's daughter.” — Zøe Haslie Copy Share Image
“INSPIRATIONAL NOTE TO SELF: Flowers grow in sand. I can do anything.” — Jen Sincero Copy Share Image
Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
“Note to self: If you’re trying not to have kids, don’t marry a lady who is the Titan of motherhood.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Okay note to self: news of the end of the world is best taken on an empty stomach.” — Lola St.Vil Copy Share Image
Note to self: NEVER do random roommates again. I always get stuck with the most disgusting, disrespectful, ignorant people they can find. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Note to self: All you have to do is show up. Be late. Be scared. Be a mess. Be weird. Be confused.… — Nanea Hoffman Copy Share Image
Note to self: do NOT apply body moisturizer on your legs if you are going to be wearing leather pants that day. — Nicky Hilton Copy Share Image
“But three cheers for Alaska, they've got 24-hour hot fucking bear delivery. Note to self: Nuke Alaska.” — Mykle Hansen Copy Share Image
“NOTE TO SELF – BOOMERANG EFFECT My words, thoughts and deeds have a boomerang effect. So be-careful what you send out!” — Allan Rufus Copy Share Image
“If you are on social media, and you are not learning, not laughing, not being inspired or not networking, then you are… — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
Note to self: When spraying hairspray, it's important to spray it into your hair, and NOT into the person's eyeballs next to… — Candace Bailey Copy Share Image
“Note to self: In your prayers tonight, be sure to thank God for making (a) that unbelievably hot nurse, (b) compression shorts,… — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
“Consider yourself very fortunate that I don’t have my camera with me today, Mr. Windermere,” she joked. Well, half-joked. Okay, I’m not… — Annie Arcane Copy Share Image
“I stared at MacFinn for a long moment. I believed that he was telling me the truth. That he didn’t have much… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
The only clothes Amanda has are the ones on her back. (Kyrian) From what I saw, she had no clothes whatsoever on… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“If/when I die, do not want Pam lonely. Want her to remarry, have full life. As long as new husband is nice… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“It seems that we are distracted because we are always in search of something better. We always want to see a different… — Eric Overby Copy Share Image
“A complete history of sexual scandal in Washington will probably never be written, because the public does not want to read a… — Guillermo Jimenez Copy Share Image
Note to self: Dont sweat the small stuff. Lifes too short. Lifes too good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Note to self, when a girl’s smile makes you forget your own name – you’re in some deep shit.” — Rachel Van Dyken Copy Share Image
“Note to self: Set up a jukebox somewhere and see if it attracts monsters.” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“Don’t bring the past into the present and don’t project the present into the future.” — Brittany Burgunder Copy Share Image
Note to self: Don't get on Veritas's bad side. She holds a grudge for centuries. — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Oh.' I shot upright. 'I was in Mongolia.' Note to self: learn to be a less extreme liar. — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
