“Note to self: Set up a jukebox somewhere and see if it attracts monsters.” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“Note to self: Kill Steve. Break his bed, then kill him, and make him walk all the way back. At night. Hopefully the long walk back through the monsters will make him rethink his sense of humor.” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“Fall in a hole, Steve. 9:45pm Steve just respawned back here. Apparently, he did fall in a hole. Good.” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“I woke up to find Herobrine staring at me. Talk about scary! I hate his glowing eyes and his smug face. How is he… — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“It sounds like a waste of time, but Steve and Herobrine won’t shut up long enough for me to tell him to fall in… — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“little health left and I sat down to recover. Unfortunately, night began to fall and I had no shelter in sight.” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“I got so nervous that I tripped over a caterpillar. A CATERPILLAR! Why do I fail at life?” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“Steve, well… He’s never going to be a genius or anything. Actually, I think my donkey might be smarter than Steve is, and… — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
“ran as fast as I could, and they chased after me trying to bite my butt. They ripped my pants!” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
