I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I want to get a gold star. And I know that there are places that I need to go in order to get the… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
Sometimes you're just interviewing someone and you're thinking the entire time, How can I get through this really quickly? Because I know this isn't… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I want to go to someone's world. I'll buy it if the world is full of zombies - I'll live there if you give… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
