Telling someone you have a web series is the same thing as telling someone, 'On Monday, I start work at Chipotle.' — Jason Nash Copy Share Image
You can win a talent show and be so famous that you can't walk down the street, but no-one knows you next… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The fact is, I'm really happy that Kenny Monday's around. You've got to have people who are worth beating. He's worth beating. — Dave Schultz Copy Share Image
Hey, I know it's Monday, but it's also a new day, a new week and in that lies a new opportunity for… — Michael Ealy Copy Share Image
Yes, it is the Big Easy, home of the shortest hangover on the planet, where libation can greet you on Monday morning… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
“My point of view is this: If you like root-beer floats so much, have one on Monday, another on Tuesday, and a… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Without dreams… We reach nothing... Without love... We feel nothing... @ without god we are nothing...~~~ god mwning /aftie to all her.have… — Admin Love Copy Share Image
I was 11 when a teacher suggested to my parents that they should send me to drama classes to curb my disruptive… — David Wenham Copy Share Image
To me, country music's about life. It's about Monday through Friday. It's the blue-collar, 40-hour week, songs about life. It used to… — Gary Allan Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong with Tuesdays?” Trent asks. “Everything. Monday’s always Monday, but at least it’s the start of something new. Wednesday is hump… — Steven Rowley Copy Share Image
We always loved to say 'If I'd had a Monday-morning class, I never would have met you'. Or 'If you'd been reading… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
It wasn't such a pleasant experience. We went through 14 hours with contractions every two minutes, no epidural, no nothing. Every two… — Camila Alves Copy Share Image
I had it together on Sunday. By Monday at noon it had cracked. On Tuesday debris Was descending on me. And by… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
I think people have a tendency to think of a writer as someone who wants to go take a walk, maybe case… — Roberto Orci Copy Share Image
Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers. — Charles E. McKenzie Copy Share Image
I don't believe we have a professional self from Mondays through Fridays and a real self for the rest of the time. — Sheryl Sandberg Copy Share Image
Bring your whole self to work. I don't believe we have a professional self Monday through Friday and a real self the… — Sheryl Sandberg Copy Share Image
Monday you can fall apart. Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart. Thursday doesn't even start. It's Friday, I'm in love. — The Cure Copy Share Image
I've had two cancer bouts in my years on the Court, and the first one, Justice O'Connor told me, 'Now, you do… — Ruth Bader Ginsburg Copy Share Image
Life would be perfect if: Mondays were fun, junk food was healthy, drama didn't exist, and goodbyes were only until tomorrow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you treat your feelings with as much love as you treat your dog or your cat or your child you'll feel… — Geneen Roth Copy Share Image
Bucket filling is in the eye of the bucket holder, not the bucket filler. Fill their buckets with things that are important… — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
“Isn't it weird how you can have an amazing weekend and still find yourself surrounded by the same wooden desks and wooden… — Crystal Cestari Copy Share Image
The sanctity of prayer is needed to impregnate business. We need the spirit of Sunday carried over to Monday and continued until… — Edward McKendree Bounds Copy Share Image
“Unless your daily life from Monday to Saturday is a life of worship, there will not be much reality in your public… — Florence L. Barclay Copy Share Image
My birthday was Monday, now I finally get to go home and enjoy it with some Burger King. Here I come baby!… — James Toney Copy Share Image
When I came into WWE after Monday Night Wars, it wasn't my greatest time in the business... but they kept bringing me… — Diamond Dallas Page Copy Share Image
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.” — Julio-Alexi Genao Copy Share Image
If you want to be around people who are positive and enthusiastic and eager to live life, your attitude has to be… — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
I have found success is ultimately realized by people who make more right choices . . . and recover quickly from their bad choices. — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday.. no matter what happened Tuesday. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
It's no wonder Bob Geldof knows so much about famine - he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years, — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
You will never have enough time to do everything you need to do, so what you need is a crystal clear understanding… — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
“Monday was my favorite day of the week, the embarkation of a seven-day cruise where the ports of call were as yet… — Kate Collins Copy Share Image
“But he was rationing his words lately, and she knew if she asked him to blow a few dozen on Saturday morning,… — Julie Lawson Timmer Copy Share Image
I did enjoy the broadcasting work of King, Punk and Josh Mathews last Monday on Raw. Josh is a hard working young… — Jim Ross Copy Share Image
“End of February? Let’s see . . . February 24th? Nothing. Nothing at all. I mean, Steve Jobs’ birthday, but besides that,… — T. Lucas Earle Copy Share Image
