Just a reminder it's daylight savings this weekend which means I'll be late Monday when I forget it's daylight savings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday Tuesday on the conway Wednesday Thursday on the conway. Friday Saturday on the conway 34th and broadway 34th and broadway whoa-ho! — Reel 2 Real Copy Share Image
I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working… — Ann Diehl Copy Share Image
Happy Monday! Don't victimize yourself and let life pass you by as you sit around and complain about problems. Be empowered and… — Tracey Edmonds Copy Share Image
“If there was a day of the week I could skip it would be Monday. Clients had too much time to think… — Stan Turner Copy Share Image
Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other things. Sight, sound, sex, money, mirages, mothers,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I miss being on the road. I miss being in front of the fans of the WWE Universe. I miss being on… — Big Cass Copy Share Image
Happy Monday Fam! Let's make it a positive and productive week! Be proud of the strides you've made and BE EXCITED about… — Tracey Edmonds Copy Share Image
“Kuna mambo yanatokea hapa ulimwenguni ambayo yanafanya nikiri uwepo wa Mungu kwa asilimia kubwa. Wanasayansi wanasema ulimwengu ulianzishwa na mlipuko wa ‘Big… — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
I remember on a Friday afternoon getting a phone call from Grant Simmons saying, "Mike," we got to be pretty good friends;… — Mike Royer Copy Share Image
You know, I used to say, when people say, 'How do you think about what to write about in the poems every… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
My innovation message, specifically including energy, happened to be the same week that on Monday and Tuesday I announced the Breakthrough Energy… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
I hadn't worked for a year when I had my Prison Break audition and it was the easiest audition I've ever had.… — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
“You need to hit Monday ready to go ... To do that, you need weekends that rejuvenate you, rather than exhaust or… — Laura Vanderkam Copy Share Image
We've got so much in this life that all we know how to do is want more. So we concentrate on the… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
Hey, guess what? Turns out the free market? Not so free. Wall Street was hit hard Monday when Lehman Brothers filed for… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Having been in the league with five different franchises, I know what the meaning of Monday Night Football is. It's usually the… — Jon Gruden Copy Share Image
Boring life...same schedule...same office... same mondays,same tuesdays, same wednesdays, same thursdays, same fridays, same saturdays and same sundays...same 2009, same 2010, same… — Raja Navreet Singh Julka Copy Share Image
We need steady hands, not a president who says he's neutral on Monday, pro-Israel on Tuesday, and who knows what on Wednesday,… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and waited for the door to go down.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Strict shopping laws mean that most German shops close on Saturday afternoons, reopening only on Monday when everybody is back at work. — Luke Harding Copy Share Image
The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am feeling WEEK: Hate Monday Annoy Tuesday Ignore Wednesday Smile Thursday Enjoy Friday Love Saturday Damn Sunday — Butterfly_Kisses Copy Share Image
I am and always have been a football guy. My relationship with 'Monday Night Football' lasted 21 years, which is unprecedented for… — Hank Williams Jr Copy Share Image
“I dreaded Mondays. They always loomed up before their time, like some quiet, inescapable, energy-sucking demon.” — M.K. Schiller Copy Share Image
Monday reminds me of how important it is to choose a job you love. Life is for living, not for being miserable… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People love in different ways. You may have a man who brings you flowers every Monday but doesn't give two hooty-hoots about… — Jada Pinkett Smith Copy Share Image
One FBI agent told us early on that on Monday morning, they would get to the FBI office, and all the agents… — Terence Winter Copy Share Image
Plus they think the hurricane's going to hit (starts laughing) New Orleans about the time they start. The timing, at least it… — Donald Fowler Copy Share Image
We got shorted when it comes to recognition for the '80s war. Everybody talks about the 'Monday Night Wars' and the 'Attitude… — Jim Cornette Copy Share Image
They held each other and wept as the night closed its fist around their tiny shelter, and the world below them seethed… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
What if you are just one bend in the road away from achieving your God-ordained purpose? If you give up on your… — DeVon Franklin Copy Share Image
“Good Morning Beautiful souls.Guide us for a new week rolls in and today's full of possibilities for OK MONDAY mood” — Napz Cherub Pellazo Copy Share Image
Donald Trump announced he got his own segment every Monday morning on Fox News. Just what Fox News needs - another blonde… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The only thing you sometimes have control over is perspective. You don't have control over your situation. But you have a choice… — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
“Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Monday Night Football. That was everything to me because you get a chance to show everybody what you're capable of. It's only… — Jerry Rice Copy Share Image
My daughter, the one who lives nearby, is raising her children to be very much aware. We went on a nature walk… — Joanne Woodward Copy Share Image
All you have to do is to pay attention; lessons always arrive when you are ready, and if you can read the… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Telling someone you have a web series is the same thing as telling someone, 'On Monday, I start work at Chipotle.' — Jason Nash Copy Share Image