Mitt Romney's rally in Mansfield, Ohio, on Monday began the way every political event begins. 'Please stand for the Pledge of Allegiance… — Ari Shapiro Copy Share Image
It's pretty much the same routine every day. Come in Monday, bags and running. I like to get a run up in… — Daniel Dubois Copy Share Image
Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
People tell me if I don't eat vegetables, I'm going to get scurvy. Well, what the hell. But I was never overweight… — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
Today is Monday and most of you are at work, but don't worry because I hate your job too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everything you do matters because your team is watching ... and depending on you to do the right thing. — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
I don't remember what script it was, but at the Monday table read, the [opening] teaser didn't work.We went back and had… — David Lee Copy Share Image
Mexicans work so hard. Jamaicans are like, 'Hey mon. Take it easy. You work too 'ard.' Sneak into the country Sunday night,… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
Monday is international zombie day. We all look like zombies and act like them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your job is not to lower the bottom by adjusting for and accommodating the lowest-performing employees. You should be raising the top… — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
Them cool greys, thats Monday. Them Space jams thats Tuesday. That Spike Lees on Wednesday. 23 in my Benz eh. — The Game Copy Share Image
I think most kids have a sense that it's not supposed to be this way. You're not supposed to hate Monday, or… — Charles Eisenstein Copy Share Image
“Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier & healthier life.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
I did enjoy the broadcasting work of King, Punk and Josh Mathews last Monday on Raw. Josh is a hard working young… — Jim Ross Copy Share Image
There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For 'Hey Monday,' there were songs that I co-wrote with songwriters or producers, but our last EP, the whole band did everything… — Cassadee Pope Copy Share Image
Every Monday morning I try to remember to say "Thank you, Lord. I'm not at the Senior Staff Meeting." — Michael Longley Copy Share Image
We say that life is sweet, its satisfactions deep. All this we say, as we sleepwalk our time through years of days… — Josephine Hart Copy Share Image
There is no 'grand conspiracy' preventing your from accomplishing what you need to do. — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
