Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever. -Pete — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, there's no one at all, they do be saying, but is deserving of some punishment from the very minute of his… — Lady Gregory Copy Share Image
Without minute neatness of execution, the sublime cannot exist! Grandeur of ideas is founded on precision of ideas. — William Blake Copy Share Image
On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
If you take any populated place - any major city in America - and drive 45 minutes from that spot directly out… — Bubba Sparxxx Copy Share Image
There are rumors that there is a John Edwards sex tape. People say it's twenty minutes of Edwards caressing and stroking...And that's… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
You have to be really vigilant and appreciative of what you have and not get too excited about anything. But it's important… — Sophia Amoruso Copy Share Image
Cause somewhere in the Quizling Clinic, there's a shorthand typist taking seconds over minutes. — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
Boys and girls need chances to be around their father, to be enjoyed by him and if possible to do things with… — Benjamin Spock Copy Share Image
We each get fifteen minutes before the Gamemakers to amaze them with our skills, but I don't know what any of us… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Don't get me wrong: I love nuclear energy! It's just that I prefer fusion to fission. And it just so happens that… — William McDonough Copy Share Image
How come life in prison doesn't mean life? Until it does, we're not ready to do away with the death penalty. Stop… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
When you're working with people you've seen in hundreds of films... it's a bit crazy to step outside yourself for a minute… — Jai Courtney Copy Share Image
Some people say the reason I am not married is that I don't understand small business and the toughest small business in… — Mikhail Prokhorov Copy Share Image
The wealth gathered by Jamsetji Tata and his sons in half a century of industrial pioneering formed but a minute fraction of… — J. R. D. Tata Copy Share Image
I think the personal and psychological aspects of war remain the same. War is about killing and dying. A man or woman… — George Friedman Copy Share Image
Our senses enable us to perceive only a minute portion of the outside world. Our hearing extends to a small distance. Our… — Nikola Tesla Copy Share Image
Not just beautiful, though — the stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they’re watching me. What… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
We're trying, despite having done research and having obviously preconceived ideas, we try our best to be as open-hearted as possible, and… — Ellen Page Copy Share Image
In my mind what novels do best is that they immerse us deeply into our character's world - they truly transport us… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
I highly recommend setting aside pockets of time during each day for solitude. You might have only five or ten minutes, but… — Mac Anderson Copy Share Image
One does not think during creative work, any more than one thinks when driving a car. But one has a background of… — Edward Weston Copy Share Image
You didn’t really hold back on Braga so Pickering could kill him, did you?” Royce asked after the two were left alone… — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
Since time is the one immaterial object which we cannot influence - neither speed up nor slow down, add to nor diminish… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and then the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The minute we get reconciled to a person, how willing we are to throw aside little needless punctilios and pronounce his name… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My coach has said to me, "When you win a match or a tournament, you don't even think about it - the… — Serena Williams Copy Share Image
The name of the game is no-limit Texas Hold'em, the game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master. — Mike Sexton Copy Share Image
Actually, you know who gave the shortest inauguration speech in history? George Washington. It was only like three minutes long. Well, sure.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Men in England are ruled, at this minute by the clock, by brutes who refuse them bread, by liars who refuse them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do the unexpected. Take 20 minutes out of your day, do what young people all over the world are dying to do: vote. — Rick Mercer Copy Share Image
I would leave school and be bummed out for 15 minutes, and then I would take my mind of things by making music. — Charlie Puth Copy Share Image
As a boy, without experience, never having spoken in public in my life, for any length of time, never ten minutes at… — Heber J. Grant Copy Share Image
I believe it was probably less than ten minutes that went by from the invention of photography to the point where people… — Errol Morris Copy Share Image
If I dont get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad,… — Chris Abani Copy Share Image
We all only have 1440 minutes a day. Accept you can't do it all, focus on what's important and do that well. — Eric Barker Copy Share Image
In this time of national crises...per haps we would do well to spend a few minutes in considering projects which grace and… — Hubert H. Humphrey Copy Share Image
[John McCain] didn't believe me. I think anybody who's been in a POW camp for five years can - take eight minutes… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
The rattling thunderbolt hath but his clap, the lightning but his flash, and as they both come in a moment, so do… — John Lyly Copy Share Image
I commend women who wake up 30, 40 minutes early to put on eyeliner. I think it's beautiful. I'm just not that person. — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
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