I wanted to see how funny I could be without making the choice that every 10 minutes something big and visual had… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
One minute you're up half a million in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed… — Dan Aykroyd Copy Share Image
For peace do not hope; to be just you must break it. Still work for the minute and not for the year. — John Boyle O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya. — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I actually write a lot, but mostly just daily gibberish. I am a documentation addict: "I just peed. I walked down the… — Brian Chippendale Copy Share Image
The first dance we did for 'Ain't Misbehavin' was five minutes and I was like, 'What? Five minutes!' — Oti Mabuse Copy Share Image
When I don't have basketball practice, I'll be in a gym for 2.5 hours - 30 minutes abs, 2 hours lifting. — Serge Ibaka Copy Share Image
In three minutes, 98 percent of all the matter there is or will ever be has been produced. We have a universe — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Every woman in her late 20s goes through a period where she just doesn't believe love is out there anymore, but it… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
'Hound Dog' took like twelve minutes. That's not a complicated piece of work. But the rhyme scheme was difficult. Also the metric… — Jerry Leiber Copy Share Image
Imagine your body replaced by dust and vapor, and having a tingly feeling in your stomach without even having a stomach. Imagine… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I welcome the opportunity (even if painful) that my minute to minute experience offers me to become aware of the addictions I… — Ken Keyes Jr Copy Share Image
I had pestered [Phil Wood] for a long time. He finally agreed to do it. And I was excited and nervous and… — Jon Gordon Copy Share Image
I was in a garden at the Rodin Museum. For a few minutes I was alone, sitting on a bench between two… — Irving Howe Copy Share Image
I completely understand why a businessman would fire me from 'Saturday Night Live'. Because he was seeing Jay Leno kill 10 minutes… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
The second I walked into the first interview with Harry & Niall, Harry immediately came bounding up to me asked me my… — Zoe Sugg Copy Share Image
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
the very minute we think we 'have' God, God will surprise us. As we search in fire and earthquakes, God will be… — Carter Heyward Copy Share Image
Prepare yourselves mentally. A mission requires a great deal of mental preparation. You must memorize missionary discussions, memorize scriptures, and oftentimes learn… — Ezra Taft Benson Copy Share Image
The realization of what would happen next settled gradually over Harry in the long minutes, like softly falling snow. "I've got to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had never experienced anything like the response I got from people for Pirates of the Caribbean, where you meet a 75-year-old… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
The true Christian regards all Christ's friends as his friends, members of the same body, children of the same family, soldiers in… — J. C. Ryle Copy Share Image
President Trump watches a lot of television. I mean, really a lot. His favourite channel is Fox. Now just imagine somebody wants… — David Frum Copy Share Image
We got a right to climb out of the sewer and live like other people. We could start from scratch. Make every… — Samuel Fuller Copy Share Image
You run for forty-five minutes, you train for an hour and a half, and the rest of the time you hang out… — Randall Cobb Copy Share Image
I don't have a set working style. Some lyrics come really slow, others come in 10 minutes while I'm watching basketball. They're… — Travis Morrison Copy Share Image
An orchestra knows during the first two minutes of the first rehearsal whether or not they are going to enjoy the person… — Leonard Slatkin Copy Share Image
Critics of the Wall Street protesters claim that they have old ideas, nothing new, and they're never going to work. Wait a… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
First impressions matter. Experts say we size up new people in somewhere between 30 seconds and two minutes. — Elliott Abrams Copy Share Image
In a perfect world, I'd love to make 90-minute movies, but for me, a movie needs to be as long or short… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
An actor definitely has to be in the past a well as the present; an actor must react to past experiences every… — Anjelica Huston Copy Share Image
Every second you dwell on the past you steal from your future. Every minute you spend focusing on your problems you take… — Robin Sharma Copy Share Image
A person who can get a good table at Chez Panisse at the last minute is a very important person indeed. Royalty… — Willard Spiegelman Copy Share Image
Cannonball Adderley said, 'First 20 minutes we'll jazz out, then the last hour it's gonna be songs that people paid to see.'… — Robert Glasper Copy Share Image
The point of making records for me isn't to hear 300 songs in 50 minutes; it's to hear the 50-minute piece of music. — Girl Talk Copy Share Image
I can write faster on a typewriter than you can on a computer. I do 120 words a minute, and you can't… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Death is the lot of us all, and the only way that the human race has ever conquered death is by treating… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
All that ever holds somebody back, I think, is fear. For a minute I had fear. [Then] I went into the [dressing]… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine… — Mikhail Bakunin Copy Share Image