Middle names are kind of like vice presidents: It's a fine distinction and certainly an honor, but you're never not aware that someone else got the real job. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Parents often give middle names just so that later, when they're yelling at the kid, they can drag it out. Henry David Thoreau, you come in here this instant! — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can't get more beautiful than that. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
But the two of them together, broke my heart. Olympia and Peter, those scenes... When they're kissing in their 20s and then kissing in… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
People come up to us and ask how we knew so much about their own family... I'm talking about people from faraway places, too.… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There'll be plenty of time for… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
But I really felt that, something about the lights going down, and the sense of community. I saw this movie at one festival, and… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
“And ultimately, they find out everything: How you chew, how you sip, how you hum, how you dance. How you smell at every point… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Peanut butter and lamb chops were not foods that had ever been a significant part of our life before pregnancy. In fact, my wife… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
