The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
In restaurants where they serve frog's legs, what do they do with the rest of the frog? Do they just throw it… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I don't cook, so my favorite dish to prepare is something on the takeout menu. — Tyler Perry Copy Share Image
The menu de degustation is the finest expression of avant-garde cooking. — Ferran Adria Copy Share Image
The menu of my mother consisted of only two choices: Leave it or take it — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
This year women learned that if we aren't at the table, we're on the menu. — Cecile Richards Copy Share Image
“What I ate for breakfast on school mornings was one buttered roll--a soft roll, not a hard roll--and one cup of cocoa;… — Esther Hautzig Copy Share Image
Everyone goes through their stuff when they are growing up. It's all relative. Everyone has the same situations on their menu. We… — Gary Busey Copy Share Image
If you come to think of it, you never see deer, dogs and rabbits worrying about their menus and yet they run… — Emil Zatopek Copy Share Image
Considering Adrian had once gotten bored while reading while reading a particularly long menu, I had a hard time imagining he'd read… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Sometimes in a restaurant you'll see a lady dressed very nice, she picks up a menu or something... a little fan is… — Tina Turner Copy Share Image
The only good place for a sage grouse to be listed is on the menu of a French bistro. It does not… — Jason Chaffetz Copy Share Image
They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but… — Bill Geist Copy Share Image
The two [separate] UIs are both incredibly simple and don't even look like computer programs; they barely need menus. [When combined, they]… — Havoc Pennington Copy Share Image
The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion - very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
If you eat a lot of starchy foods, introduce a vegetable once a week, then twice a week, and then three times… — Lisa Edelstein Copy Share Image
We have some breaking news from our dedicated kale coverage desk here at NPR.Starting now, Chick-fil-A has kale on its menu next… — Ari Shapiro Copy Share Image
When entertaining, it's great to wow your guests with an outstanding recipe, but it's also very important to design a menu that's… — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
Food is a big bargain in America, and you can go to these places, we all like them, and you get big… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I haven't been manipulated. I did a documentary in prison years ago because I was so f - ed off with those… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney did the… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
Many aspects of our screen-bound lives are bad for our social skills simply because we get accustomed to controlling the information that… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
I think because it is a very well-saturated story,episode of Justified in Hannibal, and we've all heard it in some frame of… — Bryan Fuller Copy Share Image
Our clients wanted the restaurant experience, not their mother's buffet dinner - so we reached out to that world and hired a… — David Castle Copy Share Image
That's why they have menus in restaurants, you know. I like steak, somebody else likes spaghetti. That's why they have menus in… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Perhaps the whole world is actually a banquet, to which every living thing is invited. First you come as guests: then eventually… — David Suzuki Copy Share Image
“When unrequited love is the most expensive thing on the menu, sometimes you settle for the daily special.” — Miranda Kenneally Copy Share Image
Heads know that failing to invest in good, nutritious food is a false economy and parents won't tolerate reconstituted turkey being put… — Jamie Oliver Copy Share Image
Lunches don't get free just because you don't see the prices on the menu. And economists don't get popular by reminding people… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
Well, you won't unless you come to lunch with me," Cal said. "I'm holding it for ransom. There's a gun to its… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
The French fried potato has become an inescapable horror in almost every public eating place in the country. 'French fries', say the… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
Nothing against comedy clubs, they work. But when you're sitting with a tablecloth and a candle and an appetizer menu, three-drink minimum,… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Ultimately it boils down to the same thing all relationships boil down to: eating humble pie. I sometimes eat quite a lot.… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
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