The very thing that men think they have got the most of, they have got the least of; and that is judgment. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
If men were stubborn just in proportion as they were right, stubbornness would take her seat among the virtues; but men are… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall, but to lie there and grunt is. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
True valor is like honesty; it enters into all that a man sees and does. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Men are seldom underrated; the mercury in a man finds its true level in the eyes of the world just as certainly… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Man isn't a fool for his ignorance, but rather for believing things that are wrong. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
The hardest thing any man can do is to fall down on the ice when it's slippery, and get up and praise… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Pride seems to be equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem to have it… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if there wasn't anything but contentment in his world, man wouldn't be any more of… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
It strains a man's philosophy the worst kind to laugh when he gets beat. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
The man who has never been tempted doesn't know how dishonest he is. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
A WISE MAN never enjoys himself so much, or a FOOL so little, as when he is alone. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Man is my brother, and I am nearer related to him through his vices than I am through his virtue. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine himself closely and see if he isn't better… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Pride seems tew be quite equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem tew have… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul I suppose this depends somewhat… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
I called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now,… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain't anybody who wants to be poor just… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Its harly my dog A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Unless we put heart and soul into our labor we but brutify our actions. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Self-made men are most always apt to be a little too proud of the job. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
