I know, it's amazing to people that we have a political system, but we do. — Samantha Bee Amazing Copy Share Image
It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions. — Samantha Bee Auditions Copy Share Image
I find Donald Trump so haphazard, and that keeps me up at night. — Samantha Bee Donald trump Copy Share Image
I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online. — Samantha Bee Buying Copy Share Image
It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life. — Samantha Bee Hired Copy Share Image
I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information. — Samantha Bee Information Copy Share Image
It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing. — Samantha Bee Great people Copy Share Image
As a viewer myself, I tend to gravitate toward projects that have a really strong voice of a strong creator. — Samantha Bee Creator Copy Share Image
I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle… — Samantha Bee Anxiety Copy Share Image
Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a… — Samantha Bee Divorce Copy Share Image
I don't feel intimidated by any of the people I'm talking to or the situations I find myself in. I just try… — Samantha Bee Feel Copy Share Image
I can't claim to feel like I've been under some man's thumb in comedy. I've sort of always done my own thing… — Samantha Bee Comedy Copy Share Image
Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people. — Samantha Bee Billions Copy Share Image
There's a very fine line between political comedian and activist, and I don't really think I fall over into the activist category. — Samantha Bee Activist Copy Share Image
I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself,… — Samantha Bee Believe Copy Share Image
The people I really feel sorry for are all the writers out there who wrote these outrageous comedic romps about a grossly… — Samantha Bee Comedic Copy Share Image
It's very disconcerting to have a camera shoved in your face. It's really discombobulating. If you're the least bit nervous you forget… — Samantha Bee Forget Copy Share Image
I think that my love of cooking grew out of my love of reading about cooking. When I was a kid, we… — Samantha Bee Bookcases Copy Share Image
Hopefully the person I'm trying to create is just a funny, dour, evil side of myself that has no other way to… — Samantha Bee Evil Copy Share Image
Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else… — Samantha Bee Christian Copy Share Image
Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and… — Samantha Bee Charades Copy Share Image
You need to be able to agree from time to time if we're going to get anywhere. Once you have started a… — Samantha Bee Agree Copy Share Image
Sometimes you're just interviewing someone and you're thinking the entire time, How can I get through this really quickly? Because I know… — Samantha Bee Boring Copy Share Image
I don't think that comedy is going to affect or change anything. I remember back in 2004 people were like, "How does… — Samantha Bee Affect Copy Share Image
I've talked to a lot of other women in the field of comedy and none of us feel like being a woman… — Samantha Bee Barriers Copy Share Image
I've been a performer in the public eye for many years now and it's much darker. It feels so worse now. It… — Samantha Bee Compassion Copy Share Image
“I can agree in principle that it's the thought that counts when giving or getting gifts, but I would also like to… — Samantha Bee Life Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show. — Samantha Bee Goes on Copy Share Image
I don't listen to the national anthem ironically. It's a beautiful song. I love it! — Samantha Bee Anthem Copy Share Image
I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid. — Samantha Bee Canada Copy Share Image
I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada. — Samantha Bee Canada Copy Share Image
