What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards. — Milos Forman Copy Share Image
You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait. — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
“At the end of the day, I was still a virgin, all alone in a dark room, humping a lubed-up robot.” — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
When the sex war is won prostitutes should be shot as collaborators for their terrible betrayal of all women. — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual love. — Karl Marx Copy Share Image
“Procrastination is like masturbation: it's fun for awhile, but in the end, you're only screwing yourself.” — Lauren Kunze Copy Share Image
In the United States, the last recorded clitoridectomy for curing masturbation was performed in 1948--on a five year old girl. — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
“Most board meetings amount to little more than intellectual masturbation. They are ideas that cause thrills, chills, and satisfaction, but there is… — Steve Maraboli Copy Share Image
Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
“Writing is a lonely pursuit. The only thing working is imagination and hands. The only difference between writing and masturbation is one… — Mark Bell Copy Share Image
The whole point is you're telling a story to an audience. So when there's no audience, it's like cinematic masturbation. — Mick Garris Copy Share Image
No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“Private moments held not a candle to coitus, not even the expensive kind of candle that made the whole room smell of… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. What you now call the free play of inquiry has neither more nor less… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who, before anything has reared… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
Life is the most precious thing there is, never disrespect it. All the joys of sex can be implemented through masturbation, thus… — Johnny Luckett Copy Share Image
“Male masturbation is not a release, it is a squandering. Anyone who begins to no-fap will soon discover this. Like most things,… — Jack Freestone Copy Share Image
In masturbation there is nothing but loss. There is no reciprocity. There is merely the spending away of a certain force, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. The clitoris is simply… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If you have ever done any security work - and it did not involve the concept of "network of trust" - it… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
“He absent-mindedly fondled his crotch and then whipped his hand away.No masturbation,he suddenly decided.He tried to think about this but sustained logical… — Upamanyu Chatterjee Copy Share Image
“There will be others, many others. You’ll try desperately to digest a single word through the acronym-laden gibberish, while beginning to wonder… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
A remedy [for masturbation] which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis.… — John Harvey Kellogg Copy Share Image
The media we surround ourselves with allows us to manufacture our own experience every day, which is a perception of the world… — Rick Alverson Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think. I… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
“Alas, it was in vain that I implored the dungeon-keep of Roussainville, that I begged it to send out to meet me… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
You don't have to have a man! Masturbation is especially useful for older women, because men die sooner than we do. And… — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
If a director says he doesn't care how many people see his films at all, I simply don't believe him. Otherwise why… — Michael Haneke Copy Share Image
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