“What would you do if I told you excessive masturbation can be a symptom of electromagnetic radiation exposure?” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.” — Anna Bayes Copy Share Image
“Excessive masturbation is a sign that you are routinely in a high electromagnetic interference (EMI) environment.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.” — Ron Jeremy Copy Share Image
Bouldering is like masturbation: not as good as the real thing but you don't need to worry about your protection. — Scott Grimes Copy Share Image
Drawing and masturbation were the first sacred experiences I remember. — Carolee Schneemann Copy Share Image
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it's probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in… — Gloria Stuart Copy Share Image
My words, my writing, my actions—these have never been for myself alone, either directly or indirectly. There is no such thing as… — Pramoedya Ananta Toer Copy Share Image
Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity, you… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“The Greatest thing about masturbation is that it is always available. I wager that many a condemn man has consoled himself this… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
It's what I call "mental masturbation", when you engage is some pointless intellectual exercise that has no possible meaning. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
When they say take from my body, I think I'll take from mine instead. Getting off, getting off while they're all down… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
“And now Kit’s cock—which had mostly been used for taking a leak before that moment—woke up and screamed I WANT! FEED ME… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
Just like unrestrained economic liberalism, and for similar reasons, sexual liberalism produces phenomena of absolute pauperization. Some men make love every day;… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
Women have it good when it comes to masturbation. Guys, we just have our hands. For the rest of our lives, that's… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I always give three pieces of advice to all the teenage girls when I do my talks: long country walks - it's… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
... it [masturbation] too often leads to grievous sin, even to that sin against nature, homosexuality. For, done in private, it evolves… — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
The reward of a successful collaboration is a thing that cannot be produced by either of the parties working alone. It is… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
“This religion gives you goals which are outside of reality. It enriches your fantasy life with ugliness. It fills you with ideas… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair Copy Share Image
Many male habitues of massage parlors, like Talese, did not like solitary masturbation; in the parlance of the younger generation, it was… — Gay Talese Copy Share Image
Women are denied masturbation even more severely than men and that's another method of control-they're not taught to please themselves… Most women-it… — Lydia Lunch Copy Share Image
“I peer through the spectral, polluted, nicotine-sodden windows of my sock at these old lollopers in their kiddie gear. Go home, I… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“The porn films are not about sex. Sex is airbrushed and digitally washed out of the films. There is no acting because… — Chris Hedges Copy Share Image
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When you wake up and your heart is going like the clappers or your back feels strained, or you develop some other… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Very few people actually saw Andy's films like Chelsea Girls where he filmed seven hours, ran it on two screens, where each… — Bob Colacello Copy Share Image
“Homer, in the second book of the Iliad says with fine enthusiasm, "Give me masturbation or give me death." Caesar, in his… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement, it is too fleeting;… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My mother never talked about sex. I was on the Dr. Ruth [ Westheimer] show once - this is years and years… — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
![“... it [masturbation] too often leads to grievous sin, even to that sin against nature, homosexuality. For, done in private, it evolves often into mutual masturbation - practiced with another person of the same sex - and thence into total homosexuality.” quote by Spencer W. Kimball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f51/spencer-w-kimball-1179_done_it-masturbation-too-often-leads-to-griev_1890800.jpg)
![“My mother never talked about sex. I was on the Dr. Ruth [ Westheimer] show once - this is years and years and years ago - and it was her Mother's Day show. And I didn't know what we were going to talk about but what she decided we were going to talk about was female masturbation. My mother had…” quote by Judy Blume](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e3/judy-blume-2002_decided_my-mother-never-talked-about-sex-i-was-o_2291303.jpg)
