Drive the women from the bed just as you drove them from the choir; a eunuch sings in Rome, and the priests… — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
Methamphetamine is so Flowers for Algernon: All that super-human cerebral ability fades to limited physical activities like stapling carpet scraps to the… — Clint Catalyst Copy Share Image
My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure. — Thomas Szasz Copy Share Image
You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Life is just masturbation in a sense, mentally. What people do is they just create a world out of their self-reflection. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“With a shaking hand, he reached for his cock, and stroked it slowly from base to tip. Clearly, prayer time was over.” — Rosanna Leo Copy Share Image
We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie. — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
“Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So, go fuck yourself and check the bitch at the door next time you visit.” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
“The palm of his hand was a dull red. Not a good sign. I jerk off left-handed, he thought, at least that’s… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Love is what makes sex more than masturbation. If there is no love even if you are really with a partner you… — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
