My parents have been married for 42 years. Their marriage has been - from what I can see - a happy one. — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
I haven't heard from Elvis since his daughter married Michael Jackson. I think it killed him. — Jerry Glanville Copy Share Image
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Nuns and married women are equally unhappy, if in different ways. — Christina, Queen of Sweden Copy Share Image
I'm a married man and I've got two children, and you have to do sacrifices. — Glenn Tipton Copy Share Image
When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
The church that is married to the spirit of this age, becomes a widow in the next. — William Ralph Inge Copy Share Image
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it's a pretty good lifestyle. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
People high in conscientiousness get better grades in high school and college; they commit fewer crimes; and they stay married longer. — Paul Tough Copy Share Image
I have never been married, but that doesn't mean that I didn't mate. As you get older you get too many bad… — Lemmy Kilmister Copy Share Image
I sing everywhere. I have a very patient husband. He says he doesn't mind. But we've only been married a year and… — Anne Hathaway Copy Share Image
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I know the Pope is opposed to the use of condoms. All I can say is, I am a spiritual man and… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
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I am an adamant feminist. It never occurred to me to take my husband's name when we married. I am a supporter… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
Today if you look at most economic textbooks, economics is not defined by subject matter. It's presented as a science of social… — Michael Sandel Copy Share Image
I got a great grandma. Her name is Pearl, and she was at one time married to an Indian chief, who, in… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
Carl Armstrong was one of those people in the anti-war years who had been so convinced of the righteousness of their cause… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
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For three days now this angel, almost too heavenly for earth has been my fiancée ... Life stands before me like an… — Carl Friedrich Gauss Copy Share Image
You have the rest of your life to be married. Enjoy falling in love. When girls get caught up in the timeline,… — Lauren Conrad Copy Share Image