Anybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk. — Michael Parkinson Copy Share Image
Not half as much as I’d miss me if you killed me. (He blinked like a girl and leaned against Ash’s shoulder.)… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Loneliness has little to do with what we do or where we do it, whether we're married or unmarried, optimists or pessimists,… — Rowan Williams Copy Share Image
The marriage rate has hit an all-time low, with 1 in 5 adults over 25 having never been married. In fact, an… — Jimmy Little Copy Share Image
Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach? — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Everyone knows me and my wife's story. We didn't have sex until we got married. — Shaun Alexander Copy Share Image
Love...no such thing. Whatever it is that binds families and married couples together, that's not love. That's stupidity or selfishness or fear.… — Arthur Rimbaud Copy Share Image
No one can say I married my husband for his money. I married him because he's a beautiful art object. — Mary Fairfax Copy Share Image
Reading a novel, War and Peace for example, is no Catnap. Because a novel is so long, reading one is like being… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor. — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image
You know what my mum once said?’ said Rosie… ‘She said that if a just-married couple put a coin in a jar… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I started my ministry when I was 19, I was pastoring at 22 and I got married when I was 24, so… — T. D. Jakes Copy Share Image
I have no hostility towards men. Some of my best friends are men. I married a man, and my father was a… — William Ruckelshaus Copy Share Image
“Either love or don't, there's no second guessing - either marry or don't, there's no contract matrimony.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
The amazing thing is that I'm sane. I'm not bitter. I'm not drugged out. I'm not broke. I'm still married to the… — Brenda Lee Copy Share Image
“All my friends are getting married and having babies. I'm just getting more awesome” — kayser U Copy Share Image
Dont marry a man who doesnt love his mother and a woman who hasnt been a good daughter. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I think being raised by a single mother put me on the outside, and I would watch my mothers married friends and… — Cherie Lunghi Copy Share Image
Married people do stand up so for each other when you say a word, however they may fight between themselves. — Margaret Oliphant Copy Share Image
