Death Quote by Logan Pearsall Smith

Most of the time in married life is taken up by talk.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Stories never really end. They can go on and on and on. It's just that sometimes, at a certain point, one stops telling them.

— Mary Norton

How many wives have been forced by the death of well-intentioned but too protective husbands to face reality late in life, bewildered and frightened…

— Hortense Odlum

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw…

— Dave Barry

There were some articles written about our marriage, mythologising it, making it into the greatest love story ever told.

— Megan Mullally

I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from…

— Amy Sedaris

I've had that conversation! "You had a minute! Why didn't you do that?" So if husbands could read our minds that would be great.

— Mila Kunis

Other people's marriages are a perpetual source of amazement.

— Patrick O'Brian

There's something final about saying you were married once. It's like saying you were dead once. It shuts them up.

— Margaret Atwood

Married men don't do that. We don't talk about women.

— Ray J

The funny thing, I guess, is that my husband ended up being the muse of a book about the worst marriage in the world,…

— Gillian Flynn