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Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general. — Novalis Copy Share Image
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What has the women's movement learned from Geraldine Ferraro's candidacy for vice president? Never get married. — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
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He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistence. "You guys could get married. I could be like a… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
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We all love each other, Ange," I said impatiently, hating this whole conversation. "No, not like this," she went on relentlessly. "Fang… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
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