I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years. — Shirley Bassey Copy Share Image
Before I go on selling the joy of working with your spouse, I should make something clear: Although we have a great… — Christa Miller Copy Share Image
When you're old-fashioned like I am, you know marriage is forever. Those vows are a promise. — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
We need marriage equality in every state in this nation. Otherwise, no state really has marriage equality, and we will not rest… — Andrew Cuomo Copy Share Image
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“y’all think y’all just marrying the man, but honey, y’all marrying the wholeeeeee family.” — E.N. Joy Copy Share Image
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror." — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
It took great courage to ask a beautiful young woman to marry me. Believe me, it is easier to play the whole… — Arthur Rubinstein Copy Share Image
I think that we've made a lot of progress in the years since the Stonewall uprising, and as far as equality for… — Alaska Copy Share Image
The Navy wife is a rare and unique breed of woman. She has many good opportunities that other wives do not have.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Every widow wakes one morning, perhaps after years of pure and unwavering grieving, to realize she has slept a good night's sleep,… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
“There was nothing physical happening between them yet. She was still of that naive age where you actually believe that it would… — Tendai Huchu Copy Share Image
When I met Raj Kundra for the first time, I thought my whole life would change. I thought I'd get big breaks.… — Sherlyn Chopra Copy Share Image
As one whose husband and mother-in-law have died the victims of murder and assassination, I stand firmly and unequivocally opposed to the… — Coretta Scott King Copy Share Image
Why is it controversial that I chose to talk about my abortion? And the fact that I got an abortion when I… — Tess Holliday Copy Share Image
If it were said that I didn't fulfil my potential as a mother and wife, I'd be heartbroken. But if it were… — Diana Rigg Copy Share Image
“And that, despite the fact that we'd broken up seven years prior and I'd been the one to finally—firmly and permanently—walk away… — Allison Winn Scotch Copy Share Image
It's funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with. — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
According to my wife, my use of vocabulary is wide and varied. — Christopher Monckton Copy Share Image
I'm not a chef, and I'm not an expert at anything. I'm just a mom and a wife. — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
That's the girl you gave a wedding ring? Me and my Niggas nutted on her everything. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
“Get married, P.K. Purvis," said Gussie earnestly. "It's the only life ...” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Don't ever fret over married children; they will take care of themselves. — Nachman of Breslov Copy Share Image
I am not against hasty marriages where a mutual flame is fanned by an adequate income. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A woman who has lost her husband is invalid, thus an invalid. In” — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
“Marriage has taught me that women are the only ones who apologize.” — Sandra Dallas Copy Share Image
