“A slightly tipsy mathematician got home at 3 a.m. His wife was upset and yelled, “You’re late! You said you’d be home by 11:45.” The mathematician replied, “No, I am precisely on time. I said I’d be home by a… — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool, and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,… — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“Q: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: Don’t know, don’t care.” — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip? A: Because “pot holder” was taken.” — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“A ventriloquist was on stage at a bar in a small town. He was going through his usual run of dumb blonde jokes when… — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“Q: How many Java programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, to generate a “ChangeLightBulb” event to the socket. Q: How… — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“Four Catholic women are having coffee. The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone… — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“A slightly tipsy mathematician got home at 3 a.m. His wife was upset and yelled, “You’re late! You said you’d be home by 11:45.”… — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“Q: How many alto singers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They can’t reach that high.” — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
