I hate it when my wife asks me how my day was, because it's like, doesn't she read my tweets? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“My wife threatened to divorce me if I don't lose ten pounds." Given that he could easily lose forty I figured she… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
I did not know that if a member of a family serves, the whole family serves. I did not know that the… — Mary Gauthier Copy Share Image
Our mom was a super strident, capable, and strong individual. I think because she was a military wife in the Marine Corps,… — Nancy Wilson Copy Share Image
If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were lov'd by wife, then thee; If ever wife was happy… — Anne Bradstreet Copy Share Image
“I have been looking at the marriage service in the Prayer-book, and it seems to me very humiliating that a giver-away should… — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married. — Cary Grant Copy Share Image
When observers look back 50 years from now, the arguments supporting Florida's ban on same-sex marriage, though just as sincerely held [as… — Robert Lewis Hinkle Copy Share Image
“... I will say this. Marriage is work. It's hard work. Harder than anything else you'll ever do. Believe me, I know.… — Judith Pella Tracie Peterson Copy Share Image
“She took comfort in the familiarity of his smell, knowing that if she lost all her possessions and her home, at least… — Sage Steadman Copy Share Image
I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
[When asked how he's keeping his 12-year marriage to wife Jill fresh] Hookers, drugs. We're playing the field right now. — Harry Connick, Jr Copy Share Image
I have members of my immediate family, and my wife's immediate family, who voted for Donald Trump, and now there's this gulf… — Steve Erickson Copy Share Image
“HUSBAND: Is something wrong? BETHIE: Why--why do you ask? HUSBAND: You looked so lonely, suddenly. As if you'd forgotten I'm here.” — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
I always tell my husband, That's it, I quit, I've done all I wanted, and he's just like, Yeah, yeah. Sure. — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
Half a century ago, they say, a wonderful marriage began that day. Two beautiful people joined as one, and worked together to… — Joanna Fuchs Copy Share Image
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find next morning that it was someone else. — Samuel Rogers Copy Share Image
Stuck in an unhappy marriage on the path to divorce, my father concluded that abortion should be the solution to the unplanned,… — Brett Cooper Copy Share Image
“Facebook is digital brag-to-my-friends-about-how-good-my-life-is serum. In Facebook world, the average adult seems to be happily married, vacationing in the Caribbean, and perusing… — Seth Stephens-Davidowitz Copy Share Image
“She helped the hunter with the cooking as a husband helps his wife: when he had gone out to hunt and left… — Randall Jarrell Copy Share Image
Marriage is long enough to have plenty of room for time behind it. — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
Happy will that house be in which the relations are formed from character; after the highest, and not after the lowest order;… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
So you want to be married, oh baby, trying to put me on a chain, ain't that some shame? You must be… — Jimi Hendrix Copy Share Image
“She remained silent. There was nothing left to say. He'd said it all the night before. He had to end it. He… — Anna McPartlin Copy Share Image
