I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want. — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
I don't want to follow comedians because I don't want to see what they're thinking about, 'cause then maybe I won't stumble across a… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
I don't know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that's an insecurity… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter. — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny. — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within 10 minutes.… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
You need to update your blog a couple of times a week. You need to post a Twitter here and there. It feels so… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes? — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
In my senior year of high school, I was working at a dealership washing cars. For some reason, I asked them to give me… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
