Marriage is work. Get it out of your thick skull that marriage is, 'Oh, we got married and now we just live… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
The thing that's gotten me everywhere in my standup is talking about my family. I started doing it back in high school.… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
When you have three teenage girls, and you're married 21 years, and have a mother who's blind in one eye and has… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
Brian Johnson, AC/DC, singing 'The Hokey Pokey' with him - I'll take that over any other moment. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
I realized I don't want anyone to control my destiny, whether it's a network TV show or not. I would rather invest in my… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
To me, morality and family is more important than anything else in life. You don't get a second chance at it. Vanity, ego and… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
My whole family is extremely blue collar - teachers and police officers probably make up half my family. My father was a garbage man. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
I wanted nothing to do with Hollywood. It's everything I'm against. I'm all for one and one for all, and there, it's 'All for… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
The greatest thing that I had in my life was those moments with my dad that I sacrificed. I looked at him as a… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
On the DVD 'Hardcore,' half the material was about me growing up in Valley Stream. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
The faith world to me is like a radio station. It's there. And if you want to plug in and listen to it, kind… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
I'm a family guy who grew up with metal, and even though I'm domesticated I still have this in me. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships very seriously… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
