I'm glad I dropped out of high school, man. I wouldn't be where I'm at. I would have had a net. I'm… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I believe gay, straight, anybody, everybody's supposed to be happy in this world, man. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others, — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
