I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How little our libraries cost us as compared with our liquor cellars. — John Lubbock Copy Share Image
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson Copy Share Image
“That demon will trick you faster than a politician with a liquor license.” — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
A noble shalt thou have, and present pay; And liquor likewise will I give to thee, And friendship shall combine, and brotherhood. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Invite Douglas Venture,” he said. “He’s kind of a friend, but he can’t hold his liquor. You can count on him making… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
... the benefit arising from moderate use of strong Liquor have been experienced in all Armies, and are not to be disputed. — George Washington Copy Share Image
I prefer liquor store robbers with hungry kids to companies that locate offshore to avoid U.S. taxes. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Increasing the sale of liquor may benefit the government in terms of revenue. But liquor is a social evil, and its biggest… — Sudha Murty Copy Share Image
Liquor is the kiss of the angels as well as the curse of the devil. It can conceal but also can reveal — Thrity Umrigar Copy Share Image
“Understand now, I'm purely a fiction writer and do not profess to be an earnest student of political science, but I believe… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
A great state is a well-blended mash of something of all the people and all of none of the people. The liquor… — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
The Summer after high school, when we first met, we make out in your Mustang, to Radiohead, and on my 18th birthday,… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
Funny how things change when you got a liquor in ya: You're quicker with the tongue, givin' me rhythm now. Block the… — Pharoahe Monch Copy Share Image
I believe that water is the only drink for a wise man: wine is not so noble a liquor; and think of… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
There are a million boys growing up in the United States who have never seen a saloon, and who will never know… — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
Dehortations from the use of strong liquors have been the favourite topic of sober declaimers in all ages, and have been received… — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
I use the term bar-room to represent every means for the sale and traffic in liquor, and I earnestly appeal to the… — Thomas Jordan Jarvis Copy Share Image
Thank God I never hooked on anything. I never had a monkey on my back. I just wanted to self-medicate, to numb… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
My mind spun for a second before it drifted, and in that second I knew that of all pleasures a drink of… — Roger Zelazny Copy Share Image
The sickness of the mother runs on through the girl, leaving her small and helpless. Liquor flies through her brain with the… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
The Revolution has grown cold; all its principles are weakened; there remains only red caps worn by intriguers. The exercise of terror… — Louis Antoine de Saint-Just Copy Share Image
I don't like to play anywhere with a banner for Carlsberg or vodka or whatever. I'm not a drinker myself, and I… — Ian Brown Copy Share Image
Cronshaw stopped for a moment to drink. He had pondered for twenty years the problem whether he loved liquor because it made… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
After the war, Prohibition was passed, and with liquor no longer legally available the nation plunged headlong into the Great Depression. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
4 AA meetings, 1 down 3 more shots to go...id like to tell you what kind of liquor, but then it wouldnt… — Stephanie Vieler Copy Share Image
“But first, I needed to go to the liquor store and buy a bottle of Jack. I didn’t drink Jack but I… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
The trick is to smoke a cigarette to calm your nerves and then take a big swig of strong liquor to tone… — Lev Yashin Copy Share Image
There is nothing sooner overthrows a weak head than opinion by authority, like too strong a liquor for a frail glass. — Philip Sidney Copy Share Image
“I couldn't stop thinking about blue eyes and the way he smelled, his scent was a mix of liquor, winter fresh and… — Glenna Maynard Copy Share Image
At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My… — Mark Klein Copy Share Image
Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Restaurants get you in with food to sell you liquor; religions get you in with belief to sell you rules. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
“One minute, I'm a tragically average, fair and freckled eighth-grader with algebra homework. The next, I'm one who has swallowed liquor. I'm… — Anne Clendening Copy Share Image
My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!" I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
But really, what else are you going to talk about in line at the liquor store? Childhood trauma seems like the natural… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“Liquor and loss were a desperate combination but particularly for my family, where the precipice between darkness and lightness was mired in… — Angela Amman Copy Share Image
