Liquor Quote by Rudy Espinoza

I was at a banquet, and I went into the ladies' room, and I'm in the stall doing my business, and a piece of…

— Lindsay Wagner

Me: Hey baby, whats your sign? She: Stop.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Hey, Cooper, it's Lia from the geriatric-poker dating service.”

— Lisa Kessler

“After one and a half cocktails, finding the appropriate response is a bit of a challenge. I finally say, 'Thank you for inviting me,'…

— Elle Lothlorien

“What’ll it be?” “I’ll have a beer. Bottled. Not light.” “Careful there, Ty,” Jenna said as she popped the top off and slid the…

— Jaci Burton

“He stood and offered me his arm. “My lady?” “You don’t want to finish our drinks?” He took my hand, and pressed his lips…

— Cora Carmack

“Too right. A woman can’t bloody well pick her signature drink without sampling the whole bar.” Not”

— Heather Cocks

“Hands in my pocket, I leave The bar, and ask: To whose arms Will he come home tonight? In my room, the warm Lips…

— Ronald Baytan

“Are ya glad to see me, or is that a roll of poker chips in your pants?”

— Susannah Scott

“Bitch, cookie, lesbian,” Lacey signed. Margaret smiled. “Oh, it’s such a beautiful language,” she said. “Like a dance in the air.”

— Mary Carter

“I live on shameless flattery...and vodka...but the two usually go hand in hand.”

— V. Vee

I told her, "I got the chips if you got the dip." She said when I dip, that I better be equipped and keep…

— Ludacris