When you see another tall woman on the street, you nod, sort of like Orthodox Jews. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Mother humor is such a universal theme. I wrote a show called '25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.' I had people coming… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, I cook for two boys, and they don't care what it looks like on the plate, and neither do I. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I do believe that it's something that we don't talk about, but when there are clearly defined gender roles, it is much… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you're going to retain it, and you don't.… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit' button and… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Many comics stay in one city and develop their acts for that particular audience. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
