As scary as it was being raised by one Jewish mother, I have to feel for my kids because they have two… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Twelve years ago my mother gets her cataracts removed. So twelve years ago the doctor gives her these enormous sunglasses to wear… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Mother humor is such a universal theme. I wrote a show called '25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.' I had people coming… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Over the years, things got so bad between my mother and I, we stopped talking to each other and started communicating by… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
My mother loves it when I talk about her. Half the time, I think she says things that she knows will go… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I've done stand-up since I was 18 years old, and I absolutely love it, but I used to go onstage, and the… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
My mother is a tall woman - as is everyone in my family. At her prime, she stood 5 feet 9 inches,… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don't you think? That would be fantastic: 'Make a left… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you're going to retain it, and you don't.… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit' button and… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Many comics stay in one city and develop their acts for that particular audience. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
