A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy. It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Time, we know, is relative. You can travel light years through the stars and back, and if you do it at the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The light was only just visible - except of course that there was no one to see, no witnesses, not this time,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The lights were off so that his heads could avoid looking at each other because neither of them was currently a particular… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Sunlight played along the River Cam. People in punts happily shouted at each other to fuck off. Thin natural scientists who had… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Religion ... has certain ideas at the heart of it which we call sacred or holy or whatever. What it means is,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Even light, which travels so fast it takes most races thousands of years to realize that it travels at all, takes time… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I shall sit alone in a darkened room, sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything but a little grey old head,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The light works," he said, indicating the window, "the gravity works," he said, dropping a pencil on the floor. "Anything else we… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
If somebody votes for a party that you don't agree with, you're free to argue about it as much as you like.… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Laser light flickered all over him as if he was a packet of biscuits at a super-market check-out.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The car shot forward straight into the circle of light, and suddenly Arthur had a fairly clear idea of what infinity looked… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“It seems odd, don’t you think, that the quality of the food should vary inversely with the brightness of the lighting. Makes… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Eight hours West sat a man alone on a beach mourning an inexplicable loss. He could only think of his loss in little packets… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“The Universe, the whole infinite Universe. The infinite suns, the infinite distances between them, and yourself an invisible dot on an invisible dot, infinitely… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
People always make this totally artificial distinction between what is commercial and what is good. They quote that maxim "Nobody ever lost money underestimating… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
"Does God know he [exists]?" "Of course he does. Otherwise, you could not have asked the question, and I could not have answered." — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“When we told our guide that we didn't want to go to all the tourist places he took us instead to the places where… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image