Laughter Quotes · Page 77

Too many lives go up in smoke - It's nice to laugh but don't be the joke.

— Janet Jackson

“Even if you fail or do something stupid, if you can laugh in the end, that's all that matters.”

— Kei Kanai

Evolution is a laughing matter for anybody that's got a rational mind.

— Merle Haggard

No day can be so sacred but that the laugh of a little child will make it holier still

— Robert Green Ingersoll

A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours.

— Ronald Reagan

The optimist laughs to forget. The pessimist forgets to laugh.

— Anonymous

God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd.

— Jimmy Fallon

Real religion is the transformation of anxiety into laughter.

— Alan Watts

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rather laugh…

— Billy Joel

I knew looking back on d tears wud mke me laugh.. But I never knew looking back on laughs will bring tears…;( :(

— Pooja

Now, a recent study from cardiologists at the University of Maryland, has shown that laughter may have a beneficial effect on the…

— Allen Klein

Everything belonged to him. It made me hold my breath in expectation of hearing the wilderness burst into prodigious peal of laughter…

— Joseph Conrad

I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.

— Jeff Dunham

“I spat out the appropriate response of bitter laughter. Heads turned to me again. I guess I wasn't looking too sane to…

— Anthony McGowan

It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend…

— Jimmy Carr

Laughter and tears are meant to turn the wheels of the same machinery of sensibility; one is wind-power, and the other water-power;…

— Anonymous

The truth is, laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a violent riff and is effortlessly melodic. Weeping is…

— Anne Rice

“Win or lose, the crows always laughed--the hard, old jaded laughter that came of looking at the world with a black and…

— Ken Kesey

“I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts... because its the only thing that'll make it stop hurting. But…

— Robert A. Heinlein

“A few minutes after discovering we had a goal but no plan, Brent was laughing heartily at a pathetic joke I had…

— Lani Woodland

But why doesn't the Gospel ever say that Christ laughed?" I asked, for no good reason. "Is Jorge right?" "Legions of scholars…

— Umberto Eco

“Lakini kabla Rais hajaendelea kuongea, na ‘John Murphy wa Kolonia Santita’, Mogens aliruka na kumnyang’anya simu. “Ambilikile,” Mogens aliita, akiangalia saa. “Brodersen,”…

— Enock Maregesi

Religion, according to Alfred North Whitehead, is a phenomenon that begins in wonder and ends in wonder. Feelings of awe, reverence, and…

— Gary A. Kowalski

“At the end of her life she was aware of heat but not pain. She had time to consider his eyes, eyes…

— Stephen King

“He didn't laugh when he thought something was funny--he laughed when he was happy.”

— Rainbow Rowell

I never have actually had a girl who's made me laugh before.

— Chad Michael Murray

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter.

— Anonymous

Laughter brings you to the earth, brings you down from your stupid ideas of being holier-than-thou.

— Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

They want to let the audience figure things out and let the reaction shot get the laugh.

— Barry Sonnenfeld

“And what is laughter anyway? Changing the angle of vision.”

— Erica Jong

I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time.

— Anonymous

Laughter ispleasant, butthe exertion istoomuchfor me.

— Thomas Love Peacock

Today, take a break from your ego and don't take yourself too seriously. Enjoy your Spirit and laugh!

— Sonia Choquette

“but laugh, laugh, laugh, because if you ever stop laughing, it might just tear you apart”

— Neal Shusterman

You don't go your whole life without laughing. It's just life.

— Jennifer Lawrence

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same. . .

— Anonymous

A man who whinnies with noisy laughter, surpasses all the animals in vulgarity.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

I feel like there's a certain kind of laughter missing in the world.

— Peter Hedges

“Always open, to risk and danger, to fun and laughter; to let in life and let out love.”

— Dave Preston