Laughter Quotes · Page 78

The only cure for vanity is laughter. And the only fault that's laughable is vanity.

— Henri Bergson

You have to make them laugh and then make them listen.

— Aidan Quinn

I am Peter Pan. He represents youth, childhood, never growing up, magic, flying.

— Michael Jackson

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in.

— David Dobkin

“the fool had been branded for the slaughter by the gods.”

— Herman Melville

Laughter is as good as jogging for our heart, lungs, and brain.

— Anonymous

…But your so Hyptotizing, you've got laughing while I sing, you've got me smiling while I sleep.

— Demi Lovato

I would lying if I said I would laugh in the face of death.

— Mitch Albom

I miss you when I laugh and cry because I know youre the one who makes my laughter grow and my tears…

— Anonymous

“Think of fun ways you can connect with your business or social circles. When you’re with your tribe—or like-minded people—they’ll laugh and…

— Susan C. Young

Happy is the man who loves the woods and waters, Brother to the grass and well beloved of Pan; The earth shall…

— Richard Le Gallienne

“I can't think I had much of a sense of humor as long as I remained the only child. When my brother…

— Eudora Welty

There are three things in life which are real: God, human folly, and laughter. The first two are beyond our comprehension so…

— Indian Proverb

Laugh as if you are mad, smile as if you are insane, be happy as if you knew no sadness, show no…

— Blaze Olamiday

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol'…

— Carol Burnett

There is nothing like laughter, and the sharing of pleasure, to build up a friendship made to be treasured.

— Anonymous

“the people who are best at telling jokes tend to have more health problems than the people laughing at them. A study…

— Anonymous

“I can't help it either, the laughing: solemn gatherings, slow ballads, pompous orations, any person or occasion that assumes I'll offer my…

— A.L. Kennedy

Everything has to be a joke. That's the power of comedy. I repulse people, I'm pushing them away, and then I bring…

— Sarah Sherman

Be sure that you first preach by the way you live. If you do not, people will notice that you say one…

— Anonymous

I learned very early that an audience would relax and look at things differently if they felt they could laugh with you…

— Twyla Tharp

I did an event in Washington, and it was like we lifted a sea.Immediately after [9/11], there was a stunned shock -…

— Robin Williams

You live through the play at 8 o'clock, straight through, and nobody can call "Cut!" But also with the stage you're getting…

— Chris Messina

The way you deal with a scare is the way you deal with a laugh. The timing has to be perfect. When…

— Patrick Wilson

It's really sad to have a best friend whom you used to laugh, gone for a second.

— Sylwen Burguite

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

— Charles Dickens

Remember that very little is needed to make a happy life.

— Marcus Aurelius

I'm forced to fake a smile, a laugh, everyday of my life.

— Anonymous

“Live Loud, Love Loud, Laugh Loud, Play Loud, Cry Loud – Isn’t that what life’s about!”

— Samuel Nazer Walsh

And if I laugh at any mortal thing, 'Tis that I may not weep.

— Lord Byron

“They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.”

— Bob Monkhouse

“Superman’s scourge is kryptonite. Fear’s kryptonite is laughter.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

The mad also laugh, or is that what Freud and the others discovered perhaps, that only the mad laugh?

— William Saroyan

One day you are happy and laughing and the next you are crying.

— Grete Waitz

I've always felt that desire. To get a woman to throw back her head in laughter is a hot thing.

— Howard Jacobson

“This is not at all funny." "Which is why I'm not laughing.”

— Dani Alexander

He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.

— Rodney Dangerfield

There is something about laughter that can take away all the darkness.

— Christina Applegate

Every girl wants a good guy to help her laugh when she thinks she'll never smile again.

— Anonymous

“Do not put up with mean people who discourage your laughter.”

— Jim Dines