That's a lovely experience when you make an audience laugh. Then the nerves go away for a bit. And sometimes you do… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I love watching audiences scream. I imagine it's the same joy that a director feels who has made a comedy when he… — Leigh Whannell Copy Share Image
I went home every night to New Jersey - or most nights - and to help with the six-grade math homework or… — Kellyanne Conway Copy Share Image
I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
The world rests upon a turtle, which itself stands on the back of an elephant!” Alek tried not to laugh. “Then what… — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
The fact that you touched somebody's soul or made them laugh-that's a wonderful thing. — Gerard Butler Copy Share Image
If you can't laugh at yourself or take any type of criticism or comment about yourself, I think it's more of a… — Jason Roy Copy Share Image
I laugh when I hear that the fish in the water is thirsty. You wander restlessly from forest to forest while the… — Kabir Copy Share Image
What I love is when I'm in the theater with audiences and I hear them laugh. That's such a relief to me.… — Francesca Gregorini Copy Share Image
I would like to go mad on one condition, namely, that I would become a happy madman, lively and always in a… — Emile M. Cioran Copy Share Image
When I say something funny, I don’t laugh, so my friends are always like, ‘Hahahahaaaa!’ so people know. When I’m not with… — Blake Lively Copy Share Image
I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I want to keep working, I want to keep doing my humanitarian stuff around the world, shining light on different places that… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
I'm physically completely mal-coordinated. My best friend used to make me run for the bus just to give herself a quick, cheap… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
When your children arrive, the best you can hope for is that they break open everything about you. Your mind floods with… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Of course, people will laugh at you, but people laugh at a great many things so there is no need to take… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
I didn't have to do too much "research" or acting to play this guy. (laughs) It is actually very difficult to manage… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
The nice thing about the queen of Flanders' daughter, had been that she did not laugh at him. A lot of people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love the show 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia;' that's probably a guilty pleasure! I laugh so hard. — Linden Ashby Copy Share Image
If evolution was worth its salt, it should've evolved something better than 'survival of the fittest.' I think a better idea would… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
