I want to be top scorer in the Premier League, top scorer at the World Cup and, within five years, I want… — Nicklas Bendtner Copy Share Image
Some things just strike me as funny. The way things play out just makes me laugh sometimes. It drives my wife crazy… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
Addie, please." More tears dripped down her cheeks. "Don't be so hard." "Oh, please," I muttered...and that was as far as I… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
So many different things make me come alive: performing for people, making people laugh, music and dancing or any kind of physical… — Xosha Roquemore Copy Share Image
It was a role [Dean Sanderson] I hadn't seen before, and yet it was very accessible and relatable at the same time.… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
When an office-holder facing a multi-count indictment says that he has decided to spend more time with his family, the proper response… — Jeff Greenfield Copy Share Image
I went to University in 1991, and I remember, nobody thought of India. I remember conversations where people would laugh and say,… — Rahul Gandhi Copy Share Image
One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it? — Tom Baker Copy Share Image
I try to acknowledge both the sacred and the silly in my work. That goes for the live show as well. If… — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
I buy mainly Beatles bootlegs and stuff like that. I'm hoping I can go there today. My dad buys my drawings and… — Daniel Johnston Copy Share Image
I'm going to brush my hair and change my clothes if we're going out. That gives you two ten minutes to get… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
The men loved jokes, though they had heard each one before. Jack's manner was persuasive; few of them had seen the old… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
I hear footsteps and Four's hands wrap around my wrists. I let him pry my hands from my eyes. He encloses one… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Always laugh off a slight insult, so that people will understand what it means when you're not laughing. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
There are just things you can explore in a movie that you can't in 22 minutes with a laugh track. — Josh Radnor Copy Share Image
Savor more; fix less. Laugh more; cry less. Anticipate positively more; anticipate negatively less. Just practice that and watch what happens. — Esther Hicks Copy Share Image
The arts are what makes life worth living. You've got food, you've got shelter, yeah. But the things that make you laugh,… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, when I've gone through the relentless editing process, my editor and I are amazed the Mercy Watson books… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
Brian De Palma was one of the rare directors who wanted us all to go to dailies. It was like a party.… — P. J. Soles Copy Share Image
And exactly how does a miserable face help the war effort?" he asked sharply, his mood beginning to change. "Will a frown… — Stuart Hill Copy Share Image
My parents, and librarians along the way, taught me about the space between words; about the margins, where so many juicy moments… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
The clown may be the source of mirth, but - who shall make the clown laugh? — Angela Carter Copy Share Image
I don't believe that the Democratic party has anything to do with the Left. We have two political parties in the US:… — Tom Morello Copy Share Image