My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material. — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent. — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances. — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and… — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years. — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a… — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
